Who's a silly goose?

You know, trends happen fast.
Like Kruti calling everyone a silly goose.
And calling me one.
I've heard it a hundred times.

I've also heard it on that South Park episode.
The gay guy was like, "You silly goose!"
And the adults thought everyone who said that was gay.
So...yeah...don't call people silly gooses.

Beware of these people...or you may regret it.

Recent evidence shows that Leo Ichimura, a 6th grader may be gay.
He has said the words, "I slept with Tristan and Luke."
Furthermore, he may be a danger to all male students.
While there is evidence that he likes a girl names Lauren, that may be false.

Anish once said, "Leo, a boy..." while having a conversation with someone.
Leo immediately said, "Are you sure?"
Please, all male students of Ardenwood, beware of Leo.
He may be a danger to you...or your family.

Never tell him where you live.
Ever.
He wants something.
Will he do anything to obtain it?

There is plenty of evidence that Leo is a homosexual.
He continues to say things.
He pretends they are irrelevant, but he may be outed.
(Outed is when you are revealed as gay)

Leo may be dangerous.
You must stay away from him.
He may one day become a predator.
Being Japanese is another side.

You see, Japanese have a tendency to...be nasty.
I'm really not trying to be racist.
It's just that....
Japanese invented anime.

I know anime can be good, but sometimes it is sick.
It really depends on what you watch.
I think much study must be made to find out the truth.
I shall study what information I have so far.

I shall also watch his movements for the next few days.
I will watch for signs of irregularity and find out what I can.
Leo may be straight or he might not.
Beware.

I know that Leo may deny this.
But he cannot escape from the truth.
Neither can another boy.
A 6th grader named Andy.

He has repeatedly touched people.
He touched a boy named Calvin's butt.
Calvin was later sobbing about it.
"Andy rubbed it hard...it was sick," he sobbed.

Andy has furthermore found many more victims.
(I'm lucky he doesn't know about this blog, huh?)
He has even touched me!
Calvin and I are just victims of this horrendous crime.

Also, Yama, a sixth grader, may be gay as well.
Although he has never touched anyone, he has done other things.
Yama has repeatedly made gay jokes.
He has also commented on Michael Jackson several times.

He continues to say this poem.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag.
Michael Jackson is a f@g.
He used to play with little toys,
now he plays with little boys."

There may be further evidence that he is gay.
Now you see the trouble.
And now you know Ardenwood is NOT safe.
So be careful, and stay away from these three.

Stay away from those sequels and things, son

I really got nothing to post about...
School is getting boring, and Summer Break is coming up.
I hope it comes soon...
I am Really bored.

Okay, I think I have something to type about now.
My sisters are watching this Little Mermaid two disk edition.
Stuff like that always happens.
You see, they bring back old movies, saying, "Digitally remastered!"

That stuff is so lame.
We've seen the movie once.
Why should we watch it again?
Because "the sound and the graphics are better"?

I mean, I hate that stuff.
And that brings me to another point.
Sequels.
Okay, I'll say it.

Sequels of old movies SUCK.
Come on, admit it.
You didn't want to watch that stuff.
Really...

I'll give you a list.

Sucky sequels that no one will want to watch

Cinderella 3- A twist in time
Little Mermaid 3
The Fox and the Hound 2
Fox and the Hound (Completely remastered)
Stitch! The movie
Mulan 2
Star Wars episode III
Star Wars episode II
Etc.

You see? I mean, come on. Look at Cinderella 3. The first one was okay, the second one sucked, the third one sucked. Whenever they make sequels of classic movies, they're ruining its reputation. Please...no one will want to watch Little Mermaid 3, or Fox and the Hound 2.
Notice that most of the movies on the list are made by Disney. See, Disney is the master of making sequels that only kindergarteners will want to watch.

So, you gotta ask yourself...Do you really want to watch Cinderella 3?
I didn't want to watch it.
I don't plan on watching any of the above movies either.
(P.S. If you plan on watching a movie, never watch George Lucas films.)

Remember, stay away from Disney movies if they say 1, or 2 on them.
Or if they say Digitally remastered!
With bonus features!
It's a scam to make you buy it.

Arrrgh....Rock, paper, and scissors: More painful than ever

There's this sudden trend.
If you play rock, paper, scissors against someone and lose, they slap as hard as they can.
On your arm.
Michael got slapped sore.

His arm was all red.
It's fun, though.
People are so predictable when playing.
Leo is EASY.

This stuff is actually fun.
Start it at your school if you don't go to Ardenwood.
I mean, it's really fun.
Unless you get slapped.

First, grip your opponent's hand.
Then, use your other hand to play.
If you win, slap the arm as hard as you can.
If you lose, brace yourself for pain.

Don't worry, though.
Few people actually slap hard enough to hurt.
But, before you tell your opponent about this game, grip his hand and ask him to play.
He will have no clue that you plan to slap his arm.

Once you win and slap his arm, explain the game.
If not, he'll get mad and yell, "Why'd you slap me, you [place the desired curse word here]?"
And then, be careful.
People don't like to get slapped.

They'll get you back, you know they will.
Leo, Michael, and a bunch of others suck at this.
But they might get better.
And then they'll get back at you.

The game only ends when one gives up because it hurts too much.
Kinda like mercy with a twist.
Be REALLY careful.
Some people cheat.

So, try out this new trend at school.
Personally, I like to enjoy the grimaces of pain of others.
I know, I've got problems.
But so do you.

So start this trend at your school.
You know you want to enjoy your friends' pain.
Laugh at their faces as they curse and scream.
But remember that that joy is temporary.

This is really funny, read it!

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(>.<) I hate chain mails

I hate chain mails. I absolutely hate them.
They're always so annoying.
It's just pathetic.
I mean, the people who type them out are just lame.

It's very sad.
They say things like, "This is really scary, but it's true! It really happens!"
That is sooooo annoying.
They normally say things like,
"Send this to 15 people in an hour" or something like that.

They say, if you do, your crush will kiss you.
That is a load of bull.
I can't believe how sad chain mailers are.
They sit at a computer typing stuff like, "Send this!"

I mean, come on.
Who falls for that stuff?
(My friend Michael does.)
It seems like almost everyone falls for them.

I send them to my friends to annoy them.
That's just who I am, though.
I have one smart friend who doesn't fall for those chain mails.
Anish.

When he gets one, it goes straight to the trash.
He doesn't even read them.
You know, some people treat chain mails like they're a religion.
Well, I've got news for you.

It's not.
Please, do not submit to those damn annoying chain mails.
Use common sense for once, and delete it.
(Or send it to your friends to annoy them, which is what I do)

You know, once, I saw my sister create a chain mail.
She just wanted to prank the gullible people.
I know some people got this, it was called "Big bucks".
Those who got it probably fell for it.

It was emailed to me 3 days later.
Be smart about this.
How can chain mails have powers?
Is God controlling them?

I didn't read anything about chain mails in the bible.
If you did, then I need to know what kind of bible you read.
Well, there's my view on chain mails.
They suck.

A lot.
(Don't send me any chain mails, Michael!)
Remember, please don't send chain mails.
Ever.

Andy...watch out

The REAL funniest thing happened at school today.
Andy told me that a group of girls have sworn to jump him on the last week of school.
He hired me and Michael to protect him, but for the fun of it, we didn't accept.
He said that he would pay 50 cents an hour. (Only!)

Michael and I didn't like how he was only paying us 50 cents.
Protection would probably be, like, $5.00.
Michael told Bidisha (The girl who is part of the group) to beat up Andy.
Bidisha and her friend Lauren started walking around Andy giving him mean looks.

He got scared and tried to run away.
They came up to him and said something to him, but he won't tell us what they said.
He got REALLY scared, more scared than I've ever seen before.
You could see this look on his face that said, "I'm scared....".

I have a feeling that Andy is going to have to watch his back from now on, 'cause Bidisha and her group of girls are going to cause a lot of trouble for him.
Bidisha and Lauren can be really vicious (for girls that hang around and do nothing)
I remember once, a similar incident happened.

Andy spread some sort of rumor about Spencer and Lauren.
Lauren and Bidisha were trying to exact their revenge on him.
He had to run away, and Luke was joining into the fun and chasing him around.
I mean, it was really funny.

Andy is an annoying guy because he's one of those people who like to spread rumors.
I mean, he mostly goes around spreading rumors about people liking others.
No wonder he gets jumped so much...
He gets attacked pretty much every day of his life.

He also is annoying 'cause he does stuff you don't want him to.
For instance:
Today he whacked Luke on his neck for no reason.
We grabbed him and Luke kicked him.

No wonder he gets beaten up, right?
Well, Bidisha and her group of girls, there's something wrong with them.
I mean, something wrong with their B R A I N.
They're violent maniacs.

I swear.
They're going to do anything to get Andy, and this time he didn't do anything!
Andy...you better watch your back, or else one day, you'll get jumped from behind.
And, no offense, but I don't want to be standing around when they're attacking you.