(>.<) I hate chain mails

I hate chain mails. I absolutely hate them.
They're always so annoying.
It's just pathetic.
I mean, the people who type them out are just lame.

It's very sad.
They say things like, "This is really scary, but it's true! It really happens!"
That is sooooo annoying.
They normally say things like,
"Send this to 15 people in an hour" or something like that.

They say, if you do, your crush will kiss you.
That is a load of bull.
I can't believe how sad chain mailers are.
They sit at a computer typing stuff like, "Send this!"

I mean, come on.
Who falls for that stuff?
(My friend Michael does.)
It seems like almost everyone falls for them.

I send them to my friends to annoy them.
That's just who I am, though.
I have one smart friend who doesn't fall for those chain mails.
Anish.

When he gets one, it goes straight to the trash.
He doesn't even read them.
You know, some people treat chain mails like they're a religion.
Well, I've got news for you.

It's not.
Please, do not submit to those damn annoying chain mails.
Use common sense for once, and delete it.
(Or send it to your friends to annoy them, which is what I do)

You know, once, I saw my sister create a chain mail.
She just wanted to prank the gullible people.
I know some people got this, it was called "Big bucks".
Those who got it probably fell for it.

It was emailed to me 3 days later.
Be smart about this.
How can chain mails have powers?
Is God controlling them?

I didn't read anything about chain mails in the bible.
If you did, then I need to know what kind of bible you read.
Well, there's my view on chain mails.
They suck.

A lot.
(Don't send me any chain mails, Michael!)
Remember, please don't send chain mails.
Ever.