Arrrgh....Rock, paper, and scissors: More painful than ever

There's this sudden trend.
If you play rock, paper, scissors against someone and lose, they slap as hard as they can.
On your arm.
Michael got slapped sore.

His arm was all red.
It's fun, though.
People are so predictable when playing.
Leo is EASY.

This stuff is actually fun.
Start it at your school if you don't go to Ardenwood.
I mean, it's really fun.
Unless you get slapped.

First, grip your opponent's hand.
Then, use your other hand to play.
If you win, slap the arm as hard as you can.
If you lose, brace yourself for pain.

Don't worry, though.
Few people actually slap hard enough to hurt.
But, before you tell your opponent about this game, grip his hand and ask him to play.
He will have no clue that you plan to slap his arm.

Once you win and slap his arm, explain the game.
If not, he'll get mad and yell, "Why'd you slap me, you [place the desired curse word here]?"
And then, be careful.
People don't like to get slapped.

They'll get you back, you know they will.
Leo, Michael, and a bunch of others suck at this.
But they might get better.
And then they'll get back at you.

The game only ends when one gives up because it hurts too much.
Kinda like mercy with a twist.
Be REALLY careful.
Some people cheat.

So, try out this new trend at school.
Personally, I like to enjoy the grimaces of pain of others.
I know, I've got problems.
But so do you.

So start this trend at your school.
You know you want to enjoy your friends' pain.
Laugh at their faces as they curse and scream.
But remember that that joy is temporary.